Washington DC (PFNN) -- After over a week of reported threats, acts of vandalism, harassing email, and nasty phone calls, new facts have come to light. One call made to a major Democrat leader has been heard that calls them a pile of crap. In another case one representative was actually called a "heaping pile of Sh*t." Some of the threats have been the most worrisome, in the fact that they were considered life altering threats. Many of the callers threatened to vote for another candidate in the upcoming election. More have threatened to work for opposing candidates. This type of rhetoric has many on capital hill worried and looking for other options to protect themselves from the wrath of the American people. No word on what those options may be at this time.
In even a more troubling development there is a related story: There are now reports that a major international terrorist organization is taking credit for the latest attacks on the members of Congress. In a newly released and PNN exclusive statement the organization not only claims that they are behind the threats but say they will soon escalate the attacks. The statement says that next, they will be calling the members of Congress; poopie heads. Will this terror never end? More developments as they occur.
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